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There was a fully-detailed mold of someone's groin in her ice-cream.

"Guys!" Alynnia called out. "Come over here! It's time to play Crotch-Cinderella!"

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All of a sudden, Failbot had come across Murphy's Law and had become a slave. Again.

Alynnia took advantage and began to compare the two crotches immediately. 

That is what happens when one tempts fate.

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Yet again, M. Night Shama-llama-ding-dong strikes again, directing this movie as well.

The "Fire Nation" was actually a typo! There were, in reality, the Fire Retardant Nation!

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im not very comfortable with this story =_=

and

no longer family friendly.

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One would think fire-proof villains would be family friendly.

And while Aang is a great bender, he's got a long way to go.

But I believe that Aang can shave the world.

AVATAR: THE LAST HAIRBENDER.

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But nothing could be done for poor Endy. As Aang began preparing to trim, his tools broke instantaniously upon contact with Endy's hair. He took a step back and gasped in the voice of Solid Snake...

"METAL HAIR..."

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"Oh that's just my mana shield. Tougher than Hillwen Alloy these days!"

With a wide grin Endymion turned around to Aang and looked down upon him smiling. "You really think you can remove my hair?" This style was made for me personally by the Goddess Morrighan herself after she spent a month watching the first season of yugioh with me!" Chuckled Endy as he summoned another strawberry sundae to eat up as he flew away. "Ah good times."

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Just as Endy was about to enjoy his new strawberry sundae, a meteor began falling from the skies, and it appeared to be singing a song....

 

 

And everyone started dancing.

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The meteor was soon shot down for bad reviews, returning to its home world after failing its pursuit of a singing career.

However, the true challenge had just begun.

 

Someone had intercepted Endy, causing him to choke on his ice cream. The new arrival hovered before him, wearing a full body maroon robe. Its hood shrouded the wearer's identity as it fluttered in the high altitude. 

When Endy had finally regained his breath, he pointed at the stranger. "What gives? Who do you think you are?"

"In the name of Konami", in a sudden movement, the robed figure swung her right arm out dramatically, revealing a silver and blue blade-shaped contraption attached to the wrist. "I will punish you!"

 

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